Curriculum Vitae—or Rather, a Lack Thereof

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

J. D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

So, no, there isn't one.

Should it be any consolation, for an overview of my professional qualifications and experience, you can see my LinkedIn profile. My list of publications, in all it's vertigo-inducing length, is reproduced below. Finally, for the few corners of the web I've decided to call home, have a gander at the sidebar.

Publications

Valkonen, Petteri. 2008. Showing a little promise: Identifying and retrieving explicit illocutionary acts from a corpus of written prose. [PDF] In: Jucker, Andreas H. and Irma Taavitsainen (eds.). Speech Acts in the History of English. Amsterdam: John Benjamins, 223–248.